Today was actually pretty fun.
No, please stop…
It does feel good to hear it again. Hahaa, hey, you never know. You might really forget sometimes. You shouldn’t care about my feelings more than your own! You should be worrying about yourself, not me. I’m okay with you having me forever. Totally okay. Are you sure, I don’t know… Prince Caleb, just doesn’t sound right… No, I’m not mad. It’s just… whatever. It’s cool. No he didn’t hit us. Wait, no… I’ll sleep with boxers tonight! In your bed.
I know that, I’m not stupid, Ella. I just wanted to know for the future. Yeah, I wanna know. It is good for preparation. Okay, that’s all I needed to hear.
Hmm.. I don’t know if I should. That would make me a good person, which apparently is a bad thing in your book.
Well, good. I’ll keep saying it from time to time, then. If you’re lucky anyway. Are you serious? I swear, you’re crazy. I could never forget that you’re my boyfriend. I think about you way too much to forget. But I don’t care about myself and my feelings nearly as much as I care about yours. I love you, I think that’s part of the whole thing.. Putting the other person before yourself. Well, that’s good to hear because you’re basically stuck with me, or at least dealing with me, forever now. haha. Shush, Prince Caleb is perfect. I love it! No.. Obviously you’re not okay with me forgiving him, so at least tell me why. Good, at least he didn’t hit you. Hmm.. I like having you in my bed in only boxers. We’ll have to make that a habit. I didn’t say you were stupid! I was just letting you know. I want to know too, it will definitely be helpful to get ready, but I really just want to know in general. Maybe I’ll feel closer to the baby and the situation when I find out.. Maybe it will make me less freaked out. Good, we can get through anything together.
Oh.. Okay.
Oh, jeez. I meant you aren’t. I’m sorry. You aren’t stupid Cinderella and it hurts to hear you say that. I’m really not trying to be mean anyway.. and if I ever am just hurt me in some way because you don’t deserve that. Nah, it’s okay. I liked it. Still do. Yes, I do and yes, you do. I’m not gonna lie about it because then I’d feel like a mega shit. Wait, you do? I would think the complete opposite. The feeling is mutual, Ella. Ahh, I’m so sorry. I really am. I’d do anything to repair any damage I dealt. -smiles- Mhm.. well, I’m gonna try at least. No guarantees that it’s going to be good for her or me. I’m so glad you aren’t furious with me. I’m pretty angry at myself so I don’t think I could handle anymore on my shoulders. Of course. You deserve it. Thanks for forgiving me though. I, uh. Ah.. No. I’m not happy.
It’s okay, I’m actually glad it was just a mistake. Though I would have just thought you were joking. Okay, I don’t want to do anything that will hurt, so I don’t really think I’m stupid. You aren’t being mean, don’t worry, but I’ll have to keep up my end of the deal. If you’re mean, expect a slap. -laughs- Oh, well, I’m glad. I wasn’t sure if me calling you that would make you uncomfortable. I’m just surprised by both of those things. I’m glad you told me, though.. It makes me happy. Yeah, of course I do. I always will.. I was mad at you, but I never stopped caring.. or any of the other stuff.. It’s okay. Nothing flowers and endless compliments can’t fix, right? I’m sure it will be good for the both of you, you clearly love her a lot. If you need any help with her, I’d be happy to help you. Oh, really? Don’t be angry at yourself.. Everything’s okay. I’m really not mad, it’s actually really nice to see you.. I don’t know about that, but it’s nice to hear. You’re welcome, of course. Oh.. You’re—you’re not? Why?.. 
Today was actually pretty fun.
Well, I mean… ugh, your face! Stop looking all sad. It’s like my kryptonite!
I did know that before. You say it all the time! I’m glad to know I’m your everything, because I should be. I am your boyfriend, in case you didn’t know. No, I know you wouldn’t do anything to hurt me. AS long as you keep loving me, that’s how long you’ll have me. That’s how many days you get to spend with me. Princess Cinderella, it’s got a nice ring to it. Does that mean I have to be Prince Caleb… that doesn’t sound good. Of course you forgive him. He was just… rude. Not as bad as Hades, but a close second. Mhm, of course you’d say that. In that case, I think I’ll sleep with long pants and a long sleeve shirt, how about it?
Okay, okay. I can live with that. Aw, do you want to know the sex or wait? Just saying, I’m really impatient. I know I don’t have to have it… but still, it’s stressful. Okay, as long as you don’t break my hand!
Well, it makes me feel bad.. So, I’m gonna look sad some more. 
Well, psh, sorry. I thought it would make you feel good to hear it again. Oh, you’re my boyfriend? Thank you for reminding me, I forgot. Meanie. Good, I’m glad you know that. I care about your feelings more than my own. Well, then, if that’s how it works, I’m going to have you forever, then. Doesn’t it depend if you keep loving me, too? It does, I agree. Prince Caleb and Princess Cinderella. I think they both sound perfect and even better together. Are you mad at me for forgiving him or something? I can’t help it.. I don’t want to stay bitter. Really? He didn’t hit you guys, right? I can’t imagine him doing that.. Psh, jerk. Well, if you’re going to sleep like that, I’ll go back to thinking you’re gay and you can stay celibate for another night. Good. Well, I think we need to find out how far along I am first before they can tell us gender, but.. I kind of want to know, actually. It ruins the surprise, but I want to buy the right things and prepare in the best way we can. I’m guessing you want to know too? I know it is, but we’ll get through it together, without any broken bones.
Oh.. Okay.
Oh, don’t worry.. I’m not on my own. I’ll be okay. You are stupid. And I won’t ignore you. I’m not mean. Don’t apologize. -chuckles- Herci… Well, it’s okay. I still care about you a lot, Ella. You still mean the world to me. So, I understand completely. Are you sure? I’ll try to make it up to you any way I can. Well… my sister. She’s only a year old and my mom and dad are too busy to even raise her. So, dad shot me an email about babysitting her. But when I got there, he still sent me on stupid errands so when he said he didn’t need me I asked if I could take care of her. So, now you know. Difficult to hate me? Really? I left probably the most amazing girl in the universe and she still finds it in her heart to forgive me.. Wow. Well, that’s great to hear.
Good, I’m glad you aren’t. I know you will be, I just worry sometimes. Psh, you say you aren’t mean two seconds after you call me stupid. Nope, I think that qualifies as mean. But good, I didn’t literally mean to ignore me, anyway. Oh god. Yeah, about that.. Old habits die hard, I always called you that. You.. You do? And I do? I.. Uhm, that’s surprising, but I would be lying if I said I didn’t still care about you too. I think you’ll always mean a lot to me, honestly. Yeah, I’m sure, but I might let you suck up and make it up to me anyway. Just because that would be kinda nice, you know, in repayment for the emotional damage. -laughs- Oh.. Oh, wow. So, you r sister is living with you and you’re raising her? That’s really sweet.. Yeah, you are super hard to hate. I should be furious with you right now, but I’m not. At all. Oh god, you’re still as flattering as ever. Thank you for saying that. I do forgive you, though. Yeah.. What about you? Are you, uhm, are you happy?
Heeeeere’s Johnny!
Ah well cool Either way any other Cinderella I meet won’t be as cool as you.. you being the first one and all it’ll be pretty hard to top yeah?! I’m originally from England but I moved here from Virginia!
I really, really like the way you think, John! I guess you can’t compare to the original. It’s almost like crappy remakes of movies, right? Jeeze, ignore me. I sound stupid. Oh wow, that’s awesome! I’ve always wanted to go to England. I’m sure you are tired, though. You flew across the country.
Today was actually pretty fun.
Well, being a good person means you can’t hurt people, so ultimately, I can’t talk you seriously.
Okay, good to know that you don’t really mean it. Obviously you don’t ask for much if you have me… I’m glad to know that I’m your everything as well. I trust you too, with my life. I’ll be watching out though, if you do hurt me. I’ll… I’ll probably just cry because you mean the world to me. Really, I do all of those things… I’m surprised at myself. I’ll call you a princess everyday if I must. Well, I see you still care about him… you know me and Chance are going to do even worse things to him… right? Of course it is, I mean, it makes you sound meaner. It’s kinda hot. Ugh, do I have to hurry? You do know I sleep in my boxers only right?
No, I haven’t seen a doctor yet. But I will. And, yes, I am going with you! Why would I miss that? I know you will, it’ll just put me into quick stress… Ugh, if I’m going to hold your hand, please don’t break my hand. Well, no problem?
Why would I want to hurt people intentionally? That’s a really bad deciding factor on whether you take someone seriously or not, Caleb..
No, I really don’t. Especially when it comes to you. Why would you say that? You’re perfect. I’m so lucky to have you. You didn’t know that before? Well, I’ll say it again— You’re my everything, Caleb. I’m glad you do. I’m not going to hurt you. Ever. I would hate myself if I ever did. I hope you don’t think I would do something like that to you. And I don’t want you to cry. You do. You apparently have no idea how much you’ve done for me, but I’m going to spend everyday I’m lucky enough to have you in my life trying to show you. Okay! Princess Cinderella it is! I mean.. It’s hard for me not to, if I’m being honest. Why, though?.. What did he do to you guys? Oooh, so it’s that way. In that case— Get over here right now, you cocky little shit. Oh, and make sure you do only sleep in your boxers. I like it. Okay, good. I’m going to keep asking until you do. Good, I’m glad! Well, I was hoping you wouldn’t want to miss seeing your little son/daughter on the monitor looking like a jelly bean. haha. And I want you there. Well, don’t get stressed out, at least you don’t have to have it.. I promise I won’t break your hand.
Oh.. Okay.
I understand. You’re the same old Cinderella, offering help whenever it’s needed or not needed. That’s good to see. And, I’ll definitely come to you first if I do need it. I know.. I know. Please, don’t remind me. I really had to leave. It was important. Yes, I felt worse than horrible, actually. I don’t think I’m tough enough for certain things. Like, maybe, the most important reason I left Disney in the first place. I hope they think the best of me. I hope they don’t hate me for leaving you alone. That reminds me.. are you doing okay? Are you happy?
I guess some things never change. I just don’t want you to think that you’re all on your own or anything. I’m stupid, ignore me. I’m glad it’s a good thing, though. Alright, that sounds good to me. I’m sorry.. I wasn’t trying to make you feel bad, Herci-.. Hercules, I just.. I shouldn’t have said that. It’s hard to be strong when it comes to things you care about, I understand. I have to admit, I was upset, but it’s okay, I promise. Hmm.. What’s the most important reason you left Disney, then? They won’t hate you. It’s really, really difficult to hate you, if I’m being honest. Plus, we’re fine. I’m not mad at you. I.. uhm, yeah. I’m pretty good. Things are alright right now, yeah.
Heeeeere’s Johnny!
Yeah I would say so you’re the first Cinderella I’ve met ever! I’m doing great.. tired because of the jet lag but whatever I’m a trooper! Yeah I just moved here today!
Well, that’s kind of an honor, then! I’ll have to make a good impression. Wouldn’t want to ruin it for any potential Cinderellas you may meet in the future. That’s good! I’m sure you’re exhausted. That’s cool. I’m sure you’ll like Disney. Where are you from? 
Oh.. Okay.
I’ll be fine. I’m a tough man, Cinderella. I can take care of myself. Thanks for the offer though. It was much appreciated. It’s fine though. I didn’t really give an explanation on why I left. And I feel horrible about it. I missed this place like crazy. Still, I don’t know what’s going to happen. People and places change. Plus, it’s going to be harder living here in a small apartment with no money than it was before. I’m not crazy. It’s the truth. But me, perfect? Nah, I have way too many problems to count.
I know, I wasn’t saying that you’re not or that you can’t. I was just.. you know, offering help. Sometimes we all need it, god knows I know that more than anyone. Well, you’re very welcome. It still stands if you ever need it. Yeah, I know.. I woke up and you were gone. So, that was interesting.. It’s.. It’s okay, though.. Did you? It’s the same as ever, though. I think you’re going to be okay. Like you said before, you’re a tough guy. You’re Hercules, you got this. Well, thank you. That means a lot to me. Oh hush. You have to know what other people think of you, no one else would think I was crazy for saying that. When it comes to problems, though, don’t worry. You aren’t the only one. 
